(via sagihairius)


aelulah:

tip: never say this to a girl, she will slaughter u

aelulah:

tip: never say this to a girl, she will slaughter u

(via alltimepizza)


suctioning:

Teacher: sit down
Me: drank

(via punkrockcow)



gangstapayne:

when i see pics from my concert

image

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surprisebitch:

dating tip: ask them to show you their recently used emojis so you can count your matches and see if you are compatible

(via trust)



daddys-little-priestess:

slimydad:

aztec420:

FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

how does something this small even exist? is this a pig molecule? i need to lay down a while

AHHHHHH

(via catsman-justcats)


awwww-cute:

"Oh boy Oh boy, we got a call! Let’s roll, partner!"

awwww-cute:

"Oh boy Oh boy, we got a call! Let’s roll, partner!"

(via catsman-justcats)


brownglucose:

Me as a mother

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